What if?

What if..?
What we had no gravity. What if dragons were real. What if we could fly?

What if we could fly? I think that  would be super cool. We'd be able to get to anywhere we wanted. We wouldn't have to worry about falling off and dieing unless you were a jack ass and was trying to do a trick or something. We'd be able to stop global warming and the usage of fossil fuels because we would just fly everywhere! We would probably have to invent a rubber wet suit so that way if there was a lightning storm we wouldn't die. We could make our buildings taller so we wouldn't have to use as much ground and deplete natural resources because we wanted to build something. We would probably have to have a regulated fly zone so we wouldn't die like the story of Icarus. I think it would be the best thing ever! Or just to have super powers in general. We could do so much more and be so much more efficient. We also could just go and see the world whenever we wanted. all we'd have to do is jump up and fly. Not worry about booking and this and that. I'm sure the countries would make you have to pay some sort of fine or something for visiting. But it would still be super cool! We could be like Superman or something. My boyfriend likes superman a lot so I'm sure he'd love to be able to fly around and do awesome stuff like that! It would be a lot of fun and so much more efficient to the world if we could just jump up and fly everywhere. We could have Arial shows with people. And we would be able to survive natural disasters. Like a tsunami, just fly above it!

What if dragons were real? We'd be screwed. They would destroy everything until we could figure out how to tame them. It'd be cool once we got that far and didn't treat them like Skyrim. We could all get our own egg kinda like in eragon where the egg only hatches to that person. Then we had to train our dragons so they wouldn't be assholes. And we could fly around with them. Since they are so large and have a fire sack they could be our new heat sources and we could just fly around on them and go where we wanted. That would be cool if we got magic out of it too but I'd be happy with just a dragon. I'd want a blue dragon with a silver belly. And huge blue-gray eyes. That would be awesome. And we could go out and fish and have fun in the woods and stuff. And I think there should be like dragon laws the way they have pet laws. Like you can't abuse them or your dragon will be taken away to live in like Greenland or somewhere remote where they can be free and have certain caretakers that won't be mean to them. I think it would be super cool and then we could just go places on our dragons and not have to worry about cars and things like that. Until we figure out how to tame them it probably wouldn't be as awesome because I think they would try to murder us and eat us. But once we figured it out I think It would be awesome! I don't know what else to write in this free write because I don't know. I just know that dragons are cool and it would be super awesome if we could train them and ride them. As long as they got taken care of and loved like regular animals. They would need a huge house.

What if the government stopped making people pay taxes? I think a whole lot of anarchy would follow. Because even though taxes suck they help pay for things like the city bus, parks, and law enforcement. And I highly doubt politicians would pay out of pocket to keep those things going for us. We would probably have to have community pools for things like that were everyone pretty much paid a tax to help out. Although if we had no sales taxes that would be awesome! We are one of the only countries that makes you pay a sales tax. When people come over here from other places they don't understand why you can't buy somethings for $1.99 With  $2.00. They think it's ridiculous and so do I since I have money with held from my check and then I go to pay something and have to pay extra because of taxes. Although taxes are important for community betterment I think there should be a limit on what we are taxed on. I don't know though I think I want to move to Sweden. EVERYTHING there is paid for by their government. Healthcare, college, some housing. They have community vegetable and fruit plots where as long as your in that community you don't even have to buy them! And they are so eco-friendly and awesome at recycling they have to import trash and garbage to run their power plants. But I'm getting off topic.

Jellyfish suck

Jellyfish suck. If you've ever been stung by one I am sorry and I feel your pain. When I was around the age of ten, my family and I lived in Georgetown, South Carolina. It's about Forty-five minutes away from Myrtle Beach. We went there all the time when I was a kid and I loved it. Out of all the times we went there their was only one time that made me terrified to go again, all because of a jellyfish. We would always find dead jellyfish washed up on the shore and my cousins and I would poke them with driftwood and bury them. Other that that we never really touched them. My aunt told us that dead jellyfish can't sting you because they don't have anymore poison in their arm things. I still to this day don't know if that's true or if it goes away after a couple of days but I found out the hard way that they still have poison in them. One day when we were out playing my little brother had gotten mad at me. I think I dunked him or I threw sand at him. I don't remember what I did but I made him mad. So he grabbed a jellyfish by the top of it and threw it at me. It felt like I was hit by a brick and I was fighting back tears. I looked down at my leg and it had already started to swell and bruise terribly. I had to run over to where my mom and my sister were to show her, then she took us straight home. Which really sucked because I believe we were only there for an hour. When we got home she put a whole bunch of meat tenderizer on my leg. Urine is best for it because it takes the sting right out. But I wasn't going to let anyone pee on my leg. I still had the scar from it all the way up until I was about Fifteen. If I try really hard I can find an outline of it but most of it gone due to growing. I like the ocean again now, but it took me a couple trips before I would swim or do anything close to the water again.

Seventh tattoo

This is about my seventh tattoo. A couple of co-workers who I consider very good friends and I went to the thirteen dollar grand opening tattoo event at ink ink on December 13th. It was one word for thirteen dollars with a seven dollar tip to the artist. My friends and I went directly after we got off work and they stayed open for us to go in and get tattooed which was super nice of them. We got there at almost midnight and they had been tattooing since about noon so I'm sure they were tired. This was the first tattoo where the artist really had a hard time understanding what I wanted, and the first one where someone else paid for me to get it. Most of my other tattoos are flowers or their in words with letters that our alphabet has. My seventh tattoo is in Russian, and it was very hard for the artist to understand how I wanted it because he didn't know how to do Russian letters. I was the last to go out of all my friends because they couldn't figure out how to draw it. Which was okay with me because I had to hold one of my friends hand anyways. When it was finally my turn and they put the stencil on my wrist, I noticed the stencil was still in my hand writing. I have terrible handwriting and I didn't want something that will be on me forever to look like crap. So I had to rewrite out what the letters were and he free hand stenciled it on my wrist. He then added extra little lines to make it look pretty and girly. After he was finally finished with that he started tattooing. I always get super exciting when the gun starts to hum and I get what feels like an adrenaline rush. This was also the first tattoo where I ever got to watch the artist work on it. It was super cool to see how much they actually put into making it perfect.  Once it was done my friends paid for me and themselves and we went out and played in the snow by the big white bridge downtown.. One of my friends is a media major, so he took a lot of pictures of us on that big white bridge. It was a lot of fun and it's one of my happier memories.

Lincoln logs

One Lincoln log is part of many. Myabe they miss the one left behind? Maybe others have stepped on it? Is it one of the important logs to the Lincoln log house or whatever they wanted to build out of it? Maybe a kid dropped it. Lots of kids here. Maybe someone dropped it and it was important to their assignment? Maybe ms. A likes Lincoln logs? Not sure. I think it’s house might miss it though. Lincoln logs are really small. Maybe it’s from the daycare here and one of the kids tried taking off with it. I don’t know though. I’m not good at trying not to backspace. I don’t like spelling errors. I’m not a grammar nazi though. The Lincoln log is brown. It would of made a cool little licoln house. Or maybe a bridge? I don’t know I never had Lincoln logs. I only had leggos. Which I liked better. I don’t know what else to write I don’t know what else to write. Lincoln log at otc? I don’t know I don’t know.  It’s hard to write about things you don’t know a lot about. My cousins had Lincoln logs and used to build these gigantic log cabins out of it and those water wheel machines that our outside saw mills. They were cool but I liked legos as a kid. I don’t know what else to write about. When I would play with the Lincoln logs with my cousins, we would criss-cross them and pretend they were helicopters? I don’t know what to write. Ughh, I have no Idea. Lincoln logs Lincoln logs Lincoln logs Lincoln logs. I wonder how many kids like them still. I always forget the exist. Everyone is entitiled to their own opinion though. Uhmmm Lincoln

ISTJ

The Jung Typology test was almost spot on for me. I'm a very inward person. I like to think things through before I go out and do something. I have always been very responsible and very stable. I've been told that it sometimes makes me a little predictable. I always make sure that all my bills are paid and all my work is done. Sometimes it's hard for me to speak up in a crowd of people. Especially if I don't know them very well. In school it's not as bad though because I feel we are all students. It's more of social situations. I'm a very hard worker. And I don't like being late on anything. Unfortunately I work six days a week so it's hard to keep up with everything because I like sleep too! Although I don't see myself as very perfectionistic. Maybe in how I write and work, but other than that I don't see it.


As a writer and a student it was very interesting to read this. When I write I'm very detail oriented. I like knowing the feeling of a story. I'm also very good at writing about stuff I've gone through because I remember it and so I can describe it better. In it's advice it tells me to try to be more organized. Which is something I need to work on so all my ideas aren't just everywhere. And also not to just kill a paper with details. Because I can do that too sometimes. Other than that I thought this test was fascinating because it was pretty spot on for who I am, how I feel, and how I write.


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