Thursday, February 27, 2014

Describing Ashley

My friend Ashley is short and has a horrible temper. Sometimes it's very funny and other times it's kind of embarrassing. She's super short, maybe 5'1" and a ginger to top it off. She's thin, with medium length hair and freckles. She's super funny until she gets mad. I've thankfully never been on the receiving end of her anger stick. She's a very artsy music type. She's very good at random doodles and little sketches. She can play a violin beautifully. She's very smart and a hard worker. Which is why I think she gets so angry and people who are slow at work. Or just not so bright. She loves cats. LOVES CATS.

My friend Ashley is short and has a horrible temper. Sometimes it's very funny and other times it's kind of embarrassing. She's super short, maybe 5'1" and a ginger to top it off. She's thin, with medium length hair and freckles. She's super funny until she gets mad. I've thankfully never been on the receiving end of her anger stick. She's a very artsy music type. She's very good at random doodles and little sketches. She can play a violin beautifully. She's very smart and a hard worker. Which is why I think she gets so angry and people who are slow at work. Or just not so bright. She loves cats. LOVES CATS.

My friend Ashley's pertains to the fun size division in height with an anger like an exploding volcano. Sometimes an exploding volcano can be a spectacle to witness, while other times you are best to shy away. She pertains to the fun sized committee so well her packaging is 5'1" in length, with red soul eating powers inside. She sports a slender physique, with hair cut to the middle of her shoulders, and sun spots on her face. Her humor can be described as comical, until the volcano erupts. Thankfully, the explosions seem to never hit me. She loves things that carry a long with the nature of the Mona Lisa painting, as well as Beethoven's sympathizes. A master of the circular art on the edge of a paper along with light graphite to canvas she can create. Her knowledge of the strumming strings of an instrument you play with upon your shoulders can only be described as breath taking. Her intellectual levels are high, and her occupational skills are outstanding. Which sometimes creates the eruption upon people of a stature less quick. Or with an intelligence level of a hamster. Her adoration of felines marvels that of Romeo and Juliet. FELINE ADORATION MARVELS ROMEO AND JULIET. A person of that variety.

Friday, February 14, 2014

Credo

I believe in home. I believe in the power home has. If your home is cluttered and dirty, you will feel very lethargic and sad. If it is clean you will feel like you have more energy and you will be happier. Home defines who you are. You learn in a home, from wherever you grew up. Even if it's negative things you still learned.   If people come over and see your house is messy they will think you are gross. But if your house is too clean your ocd or a perfectionist. If you have too much stuff your a hoarder, too less and your poor. Home has power that a lot of people don't realize.

Monday, February 3, 2014

Mind map-Family goals

Family goals. In order for me to achieve my goals and for my growth as a person I need to work on seeing my family more and making my family more important. My boyfriend and I live together and see each other everyday. With him I need to work on patience because sometimes he can drive absolutely crazy. We also need to work on actual hobbies with each other and getting out of the house. I am very thankful however that we have a excellent trust and excellent communication skills. With my parents I need to put more time into seeing them. I only see my dad twice a year around the holidays. I think I need to try to see him a couple more times a year. My mother and I are fine with seeing each other. I could benefit from going over there more often and trying to stay calmer with her. She's got a short temper and at times can be too much to handle. But she is my mother and I love her. With my siblings I feel like we need to go do more stuff together. My sister had a baby so it is sometimes hard to figure out what to go do with her that my niece could go do with us. My brothers game for anything but he's a social bug and likes being out with his friends way more than running around with me. I also want work towards future family goals with my boyfriend. Like keeping the house cleaner. Cooking at home more. Becoming less selfish, less needy. Trying not to pick fights and fighting less. All of these things I think would benefit me more in the long run.

Friday, January 31, 2014

What if?

What if..?
What we had no gravity. What if dragons were real. What if we could fly?

What if we could fly? I think that  would be super cool. We'd be able to get to anywhere we wanted. We wouldn't have to worry about falling off and dieing unless you were a jack ass and was trying to do a trick or something. We'd be able to stop global warming and the usage of fossil fuels because we would just fly everywhere! We would probably have to invent a rubber wet suit so that way if there was a lightning storm we wouldn't die. We could make our buildings taller so we wouldn't have to use as much ground and deplete natural resources because we wanted to build something. We would probably have to have a regulated fly zone so we wouldn't die like the story of Icarus. I think it would be the best thing ever! Or just to have super powers in general. We could do so much more and be so much more efficient. We also could just go and see the world whenever we wanted. all we'd have to do is jump up and fly. Not worry about booking and this and that. I'm sure the countries would make you have to pay some sort of fine or something for visiting. But it would still be super cool! We could be like Superman or something. My boyfriend likes superman a lot so I'm sure he'd love to be able to fly around and do awesome stuff like that! It would be a lot of fun and so much more efficient to the world if we could just jump up and fly everywhere. We could have Arial shows with people. And we would be able to survive natural disasters. Like a tsunami, just fly above it!

What if dragons were real? We'd be screwed. They would destroy everything until we could figure out how to tame them. It'd be cool once we got that far and didn't treat them like Skyrim. We could all get our own egg kinda like in eragon where the egg only hatches to that person. Then we had to train our dragons so they wouldn't be assholes. And we could fly around with them. Since they are so large and have a fire sack they could be our new heat sources and we could just fly around on them and go where we wanted. That would be cool if we got magic out of it too but I'd be happy with just a dragon. I'd want a blue dragon with a silver belly. And huge blue-gray eyes. That would be awesome. And we could go out and fish and have fun in the woods and stuff. And I think there should be like dragon laws the way they have pet laws. Like you can't abuse them or your dragon will be taken away to live in like Greenland or somewhere remote where they can be free and have certain caretakers that won't be mean to them. I think it would be super cool and then we could just go places on our dragons and not have to worry about cars and things like that. Until we figure out how to tame them it probably wouldn't be as awesome because I think they would try to murder us and eat us. But once we figured it out I think It would be awesome! I don't know what else to write in this free write because I don't know. I just know that dragons are cool and it would be super awesome if we could train them and ride them. As long as they got taken care of and loved like regular animals. They would need a huge house.

What if the government stopped making people pay taxes? I think a whole lot of anarchy would follow. Because even though taxes suck they help pay for things like the city bus, parks, and law enforcement. And I highly doubt politicians would pay out of pocket to keep those things going for us. We would probably have to have community pools for things like that were everyone pretty much paid a tax to help out. Although if we had no sales taxes that would be awesome! We are one of the only countries that makes you pay a sales tax. When people come over here from other places they don't understand why you can't buy somethings for $1.99 With  $2.00. They think it's ridiculous and so do I since I have money with held from my check and then I go to pay something and have to pay extra because of taxes. Although taxes are important for community betterment I think there should be a limit on what we are taxed on. I don't know though I think I want to move to Sweden. EVERYTHING there is paid for by their government. Healthcare, college, some housing. They have community vegetable and fruit plots where as long as your in that community you don't even have to buy them! And they are so eco-friendly and awesome at recycling they have to import trash and garbage to run their power plants. But I'm getting off topic.

Monday, January 27, 2014

Jellyfish suck

Jellyfish suck. If you've ever been stung by one I am sorry and I feel your pain. When I was around the age of ten, my family and I lived in Georgetown, South Carolina. It's about Forty-five minutes away from Myrtle Beach. We went there all the time when I was a kid and I loved it. Out of all the times we went there their was only one time that made me terrified to go again, all because of a jellyfish. We would always find dead jellyfish washed up on the shore and my cousins and I would poke them with driftwood and bury them. Other that that we never really touched them. My aunt told us that dead jellyfish can't sting you because they don't have anymore poison in their arm things. I still to this day don't know if that's true or if it goes away after a couple of days but I found out the hard way that they still have poison in them. One day when we were out playing my little brother had gotten mad at me. I think I dunked him or I threw sand at him. I don't remember what I did but I made him mad. So he grabbed a jellyfish by the top of it and threw it at me. It felt like I was hit by a brick and I was fighting back tears. I looked down at my leg and it had already started to swell and bruise terribly. I had to run over to where my mom and my sister were to show her, then she took us straight home. Which really sucked because I believe we were only there for an hour. When we got home she put a whole bunch of meat tenderizer on my leg. Urine is best for it because it takes the sting right out. But I wasn't going to let anyone pee on my leg. I still had the scar from it all the way up until I was about Fifteen. If I try really hard I can find an outline of it but most of it gone due to growing. I like the ocean again now, but it took me a couple trips before I would swim or do anything close to the water again.

Seventh tattoo

This is about my seventh tattoo. A couple of co-workers who I consider very good friends and I went to the thirteen dollar grand opening tattoo event at ink ink on December 13th. It was one word for thirteen dollars with a seven dollar tip to the artist. My friends and I went directly after we got off work and they stayed open for us to go in and get tattooed which was super nice of them. We got there at almost midnight and they had been tattooing since about noon so I'm sure they were tired. This was the first tattoo where the artist really had a hard time understanding what I wanted, and the first one where someone else paid for me to get it. Most of my other tattoos are flowers or their in words with letters that our alphabet has. My seventh tattoo is in Russian, and it was very hard for the artist to understand how I wanted it because he didn't know how to do Russian letters. I was the last to go out of all my friends because they couldn't figure out how to draw it. Which was okay with me because I had to hold one of my friends hand anyways. When it was finally my turn and they put the stencil on my wrist, I noticed the stencil was still in my hand writing. I have terrible handwriting and I didn't want something that will be on me forever to look like crap. So I had to rewrite out what the letters were and he free hand stenciled it on my wrist. He then added extra little lines to make it look pretty and girly. After he was finally finished with that he started tattooing. I always get super exciting when the gun starts to hum and I get what feels like an adrenaline rush. This was also the first tattoo where I ever got to watch the artist work on it. It was super cool to see how much they actually put into making it perfect.  Once it was done my friends paid for me and themselves and we went out and played in the snow by the big white bridge downtown.. One of my friends is a media major, so he took a lot of pictures of us on that big white bridge. It was a lot of fun and it's one of my happier memories.

Lincoln logs


One Lincoln log is part of many. Myabe they miss the one left behind? Maybe others have stepped on it? Is it one of the important logs to the Lincoln log house or whatever they wanted to build out of it? Maybe a kid dropped it. Lots of kids here. Maybe someone dropped it and it was important to their assignment? Maybe ms. A likes Lincoln logs? Not sure. I think it’s house might miss it though. Lincoln logs are really small. Maybe it’s from the daycare here and one of the kids tried taking off with it. I don’t know though. I’m not good at trying not to backspace. I don’t like spelling errors. I’m not a grammar nazi though. The Lincoln log is brown. It would of made a cool little licoln house. Or maybe a bridge? I don’t know I never had Lincoln logs. I only had leggos. Which I liked better. I don’t know what else to write I don’t know what else to write. Lincoln log at otc? I don’t know I don’t know.  It’s hard to write about things you don’t know a lot about. My cousins had Lincoln logs and used to build these gigantic log cabins out of it and those water wheel machines that our outside saw mills. They were cool but I liked legos as a kid. I don’t know what else to write about. When I would play with the Lincoln logs with my cousins, we would criss-cross them and pretend they were helicopters? I don’t know what to write. Ughh, I have no Idea. Lincoln logs Lincoln logs Lincoln logs Lincoln logs. I wonder how many kids like them still. I always forget the exist. Everyone is entitiled to their own opinion though. Uhmmm Lincoln